Let people in the entire world no that YOU are a loser who can not get laid.

If your king, Elvis Preston King sees a girl he likes he goes after her calm and cool just like a professional bank robber. I may be robbing the cradle I never date a girl less than 18 or much over 18. Many countries want to raise their age of consent after Elvis Preston King has picked up every 18 year old chic in the country.

It is amazing to me that there are losers world wide of this magnitude. You want to sit here and tell me there isnt a dire absolutely need for a man like Elvis Preston King whose job is picking up girls for desperate losers. You bet there is. The tough part is that your author and your king is looking for a loser with funds to spend on the grand life. A little harder bill to fill. I am hoping one of these guys who is a full blown loser actually wins the lotto so Elvis Preston King might put him out of his misery with chics, chics and more chics!

This has always summed it up for me:

We want women, thats it